a few notes on customer service, coming your way…
after i calm down
Wedding Planner
i would fire me if i hired me as the wedding planner.
Invites
employee at USPS : harry potter stamps ok?
#tylovesmo
the all important wedding hashtag.
pls play along.
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Wedding Timeline
4 weeks before the wedding: narrow down the venue/time
3.9 weeks before the wedding: send out save the date’s via email & text
3.89 weeks before the wedding: order/yell/threaten the invitation company
3.87 weeks before the wedding: practically apologize to that same invitation company
3.86 weeks before the wedding: dodge wedding related questions
…
whatever happens don’t actually count the days
you have left to plan
If you’re planning a wedding
don’t watch Kim K.’s wedding in Paris
just don’t.
A win – win
when you make the sales guy on the phone explain what exactly is going to be a “win-win”
to be fair it was after the 6th time he said it
#winning
thanks to my new alarm entitled “chimes”
i hit snooze this morning 7 times
showers are overrated.
whatever happens
i am not watching trashy tv tonight.
i will plan my entire wedding instead.
pinky promise.
a self-tanning fail
i have oddly tan feet to prove it.
30 Meltdowns to a Wedding 